Mermaid and Your Diet: A Respectful Guide
Pescatarian? Kosher? Halal? A gentle look at a question nobody has ever needed to answer.
- Prep
- 5 min
- Cook
- —
- Total
- 5 min
- Serves
- 1 (1 polite conversation)
- Difficulty
- Easy
- Cuisine
- Global
- Course
- Technique
The story
Readers write in with thoughtful questions about how mythical seafood fits their diets. We take the questions seriously, even if the seafood isn't real.
The short version: we are a joke website, and your own faith leaders, traditions and doctors are the real authorities. Please ask them, not us.
Ingredients
- 1 open mind
- 1 trusted authority of your own, not this website
Equipment
- An open mind
Method
- Read the notes below.
- Ask someone who actually knows your tradition.
- Have the tail with a side salad, or the vegetable chowder. Everyone wins.
Substitutions
- Mermaid: a nice vegetable chowder fits almost every diet.
Storage and leftovers
Keep respect at room temperature, always.
Nutrition (per serving, allegedly)
| Judgement | 0 g |
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