Humane Mermaid Handling, According to the Sea Witch's Union
Paperwork, a lullaby, then dressing the tail like any big fish. The most bureaucratic technique post we have.
Tagged “Technique”
Mermaid Temperature and Food Safety Guide
Split cooking temperatures, fictional parasites, and why we never serve mermaid sashimi.
Mermaid and Your Diet: A Respectful Guide
Pescatarian? Kosher? Halal? A gentle look at a question nobody has ever needed to answer.
Sailor-Wrangling 101
A technique post: you cannot source mermaid without sailors. Here is how to keep them on task.
Sustainable Sourcing: Mermaid Fishing Methods Compared
Whaling, longlines, nets and the ethics of bycatch, all reviewed against a quota of zero.