A Guide to Sustainable Mermaid
Overfishing myths, and why mermaid populations are perfectly stable at exactly zero.
All recipes
12 recipes found.
Classic Mermaid Thermidor
The dish that ruined lobster for an entire generation of yacht-club members.
Hearty Siren Chowder
A creamy East Coast classic, best eaten with earplugs.
Humane Mermaid Handling, According to the Sea Witch's Union
Paperwork, a lullaby, then dressing the tail like any big fish. The most bureaucratic technique post we have.
Mermaid Temperature and Food Safety Guide
Split cooking temperatures, fictional parasites, and why we never serve mermaid sashimi.
Mermaid and Your Diet: A Respectful Guide
Pescatarian? Kosher? Halal? A gentle look at a question nobody has ever needed to answer.
Mermaid on the Half Shell
An elegant raw bar presentation with a seaweed hair garnish.
Sailor-Wrangling 101
A technique post: you cannot source mermaid without sailors. Here is how to keep them on task.
Scampi alla Sirenetta
A weeknight pasta that tastes like a fairy tale with a twist ending.
Siren Roe Caviar with Sea-Milk Blini
Pearl-like roe on fluffy blini, with a dollop of cultured siren-milk crème fraîche.
Surf & Turf Mermaid
Red meat on top, white fish below. The only surf and turf that comes in one animal.
Sustainable Sourcing: Mermaid Fishing Methods Compared
Whaling, longlines, nets and the ethics of bycatch, all reviewed against a quota of zero.