Humane Mermaid Handling, According to the Sea Witch's Union
Paperwork, a lullaby, then dressing the tail like any big fish. The most bureaucratic technique post we have.
Mythical seafood, seriously and ethically prepared.
The internet's most trusted (only) mermaid cookery blog. How to tell if your mermaid is fresh? She's still singing.
Fresh from the galley
Mermaid and Your Diet: A Respectful Guide
Pescatarian? Kosher? Halal? A gentle look at a question nobody has ever needed to answer.
Sustainable Sourcing: Mermaid Fishing Methods Compared
Whaling, longlines, nets and the ethics of bycatch, all reviewed against a quota of zero.